Step Up 3D Poster: Abs, Romance And Dancing All At Once

The only possible reason I can imagine for there being a third film in the Step Up series is that people really like seeing their dancing, their romance, and their rock-hard abs as part of the same film. Lucky for them, Step Up 3D is promising all of that in spades, as evidenced by the one-sheet released today by Disney. Look at the blue figures doing flips and popping and locking at the bottom-- there's dancing! Look at those pretty white people cuddling-- there's love! And, whoah, check out that girl's stomach. I don't know if that's abs or just a divot cut out when she got her liver removed, but damn. Take a look at the poster below, and for added effect, spin on your head while you're at it.